THREE LITTLE BEARS


[With voice of engineer Eddie Kramer]

Eddie: And again

Oow umh-humm heh-heh pop!
Chukka-doo-tssh, chukka-doo-cha
Chukka-choo, chukka, chukka, chukka, tssh...[etc.]

A-ha-ha-harp says a-huh Mama Bear
As she irons Daddy’s holey underwear-um
And a-hee-hee-hee says Daddy Bear
As Junior pours some honey all on his sisters hair
And you know they all lived happily ever after

And a-ho-ho-ho says the-uh little fish
As the sad fisherman goes home without a hitch
But ow-hee-hee-hee says, heh-uh, the fisherman
When his lady burn french-fries in the fryin’ pan

Jimi : This is so silly, man, cuh-huh
Eddie: Do it Jimi
Jimi : Yeah, okay then

Chukka-choo cha, chukka-chook-cha! Chukka-choo-chi...[etc.]

Hee-hee-hee says you to me

Jimi : Man I don’t feel like goin’ through with this, this is really silly
Eddie: Hang on Jimi it’s great
Jimi : Oh, man
Eddie: It’s very funny

Oh, I wanna die
Cause walkin’ around on the ground is really cramping my high
And I sure don’t wanna live without you, forever after

Jimi : Man
Eddie: Sock it to ‘em

Now, what does all this have to do with the three little bears?
Well, I was just feelin’ blue because I really care
That you’re still gone from me, and I’m as sad as I can be
So I’ll sing and play this toon till you come back home to me
‘Together we could live, happily ever after’

Jimi : Aaa-aa-aa-aah! Oh, fuckin’ me, fuck me
Eddie: Keep on Jimi
Jimi : I’m just fuckin’ this song all up
Eddie: End of transmission

La-la-la-la, la...[etc.]
Brrrrr-ow, clap, clap, tssh chukka...[etc.]
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, a-ha-ha-ha-huh, okay, you can stop it any time now, stop that shit, stop it, aa-aa-aa-aah! Stop it, huh, oh-oh-oh-oh-ho

THREE LITTLE BEARS

Official lyric as interpreted and provided by Michael Jeffery’s assistant Kathy Eberth and published by Bella Godiva
© 1972 Bella Godiva c/o Arch Music Co. Inc. A division of A. Schroeder Music Publishing Co. Ltd. London
Eddie: And again

(Spoken ”Ha, ha, ha,” says Mama Bear as she irons Daddy’s hole-y underwear,
And a “Hee-hee-hee,” says Daddy Bear as Junior pours some honey all on sister’s hair,
And you know they all live hap-pi-ly ev-er af-ter

Well, “Ho, ho, ho,” say the little fish
As the sad fisherman goes home without a hitch
But aw “Hee, hee, hee,” says the fisherman
With his lady bird [sic] french fries in the frying pan.
This is so silly, man.

“Hee, hee, hee,” says you to me
(Man, I don’t feel like going through with this, this is really silly)
Oh man, I want to die
‘Cause walking ‘round on the ground is really cramping my high.
I sure don’t wanna live without you, forever after, naw!

Now what does all this have to do with the Three Little Bears?
Well, I was just feeling blue, ‘cause I really care
That you’re still gone from me and I’m as sad as I can be
So I’ll sing and play this tune till you come back home to me.